Thursday, January 26, 2012

Dylan S-Y The Zipping Cheetah Zoo Rules 5/1/26/12

Hey, you I’m bigger and faster then you so don’t try running if you broke any of my rules alright. Your meat I eat meat, meat is good so ill eat you if you mess with me ok thanks now welcome to the zoo.
#1 Don’t throw food at us we don’t like it we have our own food. So if you keep doing that you should come in the cage so we can eat you so stop! Ok we like meat not your junk that you eat so go away.
#2 Do not I repeat do not! Stick your arms and hands in the cage or we will bite and possibly rip your arm or hand off. So you need to keep out of the enclosure we could be hungry and want to eat you but we can try not to.
#3 Don’t make loud noises or mock us. You are not one of us you are a human and we don’t mock you so you can just go away and do something else with your life instead of bugging us. We find it very rude when you do that so if your not one of us stop or go away.
#4 Don’t throw trash in the cage it can hurt us or be harmful to us we could choke and die from this. It goes in the trash can we do not keep it for us to play with it is not a toy to us so keep it out.
#5 Ok this is the number 5 rule this is one of the most things we hate. When you take pictures you need to keep the flash off it can blind us for a few minutes it hurts the eyes. Pictures can be taken but you need to keep the flash off.
Yours one and only
The zippin cheetah!

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